a tattoo of an oxytocin molecule, the hormone that makes you fall in love
this is amazingg
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uh why do girls care so much about being skinny? it's so annoying
ew fat chicks
why do girls care so much about shopping and romance and nail polish lol so annoying
ew crazy butch lesbian manly feminazis why can't they act more feminine lol
why do girls wear makeup they look so much better without it
oh i'm so sorry are you sick? tired? dying?
haha girls suck at math/science/sports
a girl who does math/science/sports? well? get back in the kitchen that shits not gonna get you a husband
why are girls so sensitive when we look at their boobs or something c'mon with that top you're asking for it
oh my god a gay guy just hit on me how fucking disgusting what a creeper doesn't he have any boundaries?
uh why do girls care so much about being skinny? it's so annoying
ew fat chicks
why do girls care so much about shopping and romance and nail polish lol so annoying
ew crazy butch lesbian manly feminazis why can't they act more feminine lol
why do girls wear makeup they look so much better without it
oh i'm so sorry are you sick? tired? dying?
haha girls suck at math/science/sports
a girl who does math/science/sports? well? get back in the kitchen that shits not gonna get you a husband
why are girls so sensitive when we look at their boobs or something c'mon with that top you're asking for it
oh my god a gay guy just hit on me how fucking disgusting what a creeper doesn't he have any boundaries?
a car in the parking lot at my work
WHO ARE YOU
GET IN MY LIFEWait, Tumblr spawned a car?
Wait, Tumblr spawned a car?
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a man walks into a bar
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